Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candles Were 'Punk Rock,' You Proles

Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candles Were 'Punk Rock,' You Proles

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Absolutely nothing about Gwyneth Paltrow is punk rock, and that is doubly the case for Goop, a wellness brand by and for bougie white ladies who want to spend $100 for a single slice of macrobiotic ham. — Have I nailed their whole catalog? I think I nailed their whole catalog. — So hearing Gwyneth defend her infamous vagina candles as a “f*ck you” to society is where I ask if Goop sells anything for bleeding brains because mine is oozing. ( Variety )

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