President Donald J. Trump – the man who once tried to buy Greenland as casually as an eBay impulse purchase – rolled out the red carpet for his newest fascination: new Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Yes, that Mark Carney. The banker-turned-politician who, mere months ago, couldn’t secure a seat at Canada’s cabinet table now strolled into 24 Sussex Drive like it was a weekend brunch spot.
Let’s rewind. Not long ago, Canada’s Liberal Party was polling somewhere between “flu-season approval ratings” and “airline food satisfaction.” Conventional wisdom suggested they’d need to burn through millions just to lose gracefully. Then came an unlikely savior: Donald Trump, Canada’s accidental campaign strategist.
After one MAGA-fueled rant too many, Trump – never one to miss a geopolitical c