If you wanted one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina-scened candles from her Goop brand, but we’re able to cop one, well, Australian punk band Pivate Function are bringing the smell of the actress’ privates to you at a much more economical cost—AND you get a soundtrack, too!

The band has announced that, among the vinyl pressings for their new album is a “Goopy” variant that was manufactured with a scent that mimics the one used in candles that were produced with a scent that Paltrow identified as reminding her of what her vagina smells like. They were labeled: “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

In a statement shared by Lambgoat, guitarist Lauren Hester said: “This was potentially the greatest thing anyone had ever done, and everyone at Private Function was beyond impressed. We immediately tried to b

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