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“Stitch. Whose commencement speech was better. President Trump’s or Kermit the Frog’s?” — Joe from Brooklyn.

Let’s take a look, Joe.

Trump at West Point: “I was investigated more than the late great Al Capone. Capone was a monster. A hardened criminal. I went through more investigations than Al Capone!”

Kermit at Maryland: “I know one thing. It’s important to stay connected to your loved ones, stay connected to your friends and most of all connected to your dreams.”

Even Capone would have gone with Kermit, Joe.

Cards at Orioles.

Tomoyuki Sugano throws for Baltimore.

Tomoyuki (may I call you Tom?) won for us last week.

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