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One benefit of being a columnist is that every couple of years I get to subject all of you to a close analysis of the reality show “Sister Wives,” and it turns out today is that day.
What is “Sister Wives?” It is a long-running TLC series about a family of fundamentalist Mormon polygamists who live in Utah, then Nevada, then Arizona and then eventually scatter as the clan breaks up. It’s never-ending and dramatic and boring, and the faithful among us now just want to know whether erstwhile second wife Janelle, who moved to North Carolina, will ever open her unpronounceable flower farm (TAY-da? TIE-da? Tie-AY-da? Get it together, guys).