Kensington Palace’s courtiers have had the Duchess of Sussex’s pregnant-dancing video on repeat since she posted it yesterday. I know they all have stress headaches! They planned everything so carefully, sending Prince William out to jazz-hand his way through an Army Air Corps appearance on Lilibet Diana’s birthday. But it wasn’t enough – people are still talking about that dang video! So the courtiers were like, hey, maybe we should send out the Princess of Wales for a “surprise” event we can throw together in a few hours. They texted Kate but she texted back “lol no” and continued rubbing herself on a tree, as she does every day for hours. So they were like… hey, let’s just say she had a private meeting.

The Princess of Wales returned to her royal duties on Wednesday after enjoying

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