Title: Dangerous Animals

Describe This Movie In One Deep Blue Sea Quote:

JANICE: Beneath this glassy surface, a world of gliding monsters!

Brief Plot Synopsis: Aberrant Aussie assails American, applies animal assistance.

Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 P.T. Barnums out of 5.

Tagline: "You're safer in the water."

Better Tagline: "They still sell blank VHS tapes?"

Not So Brief Plot Synopsis: American surfer Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) is caravanning her way across Australia (well, the Gold Coast). Her vagabond ways lead to encounters both pleasant — hooking up with Moses (Josh Heuston) — and less so, such as getting kidnapped by Tucker (Jai Courtney), a serial killer with a very Australian-specific way of both killing and disposing of his victims.

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