Whether you’re ducking under a storefront grill at a rave, killing time in front of a velvet rope, or figuring out which hotel elevator has roof access — you can get good at going out. We need you to, for everyone’s benefit: There’s a dearth of charisma and general non-loserdom in nightlife right now. People are being embarrassing with their phones instead of dancing or otherwise engaging in human interaction, and it’s getting scary out here. As we clamber back outside this summer, let’s be the change we want to see. Let’s start acting normal at the club.
As an avid party girl, I’ve received bottle service I could never otherwise afford while wearing jeans and a T-shirt, watched the sun rise from a hollowed-out factory, cemented close friendships in line for porta-potties across the nat