Men-children, beware: Sabrina Carpenter has acquired a weapon. On Friday, she dropped her new single, “Manchild,” and it’s a rootin’-tootin’ good time for anyone who has ever dated a hot dummy. With lyrics like “Why so sexy if so dumb?” and “I like my men all incompetent,” Carpenter has made it clear she’s got a type and it’s not the sharpest spur on the cowboy boot.

In the music video, which also came out on Friday, she hitchhikes through the desert in her highest heels and Daisiest Dukes, meeting a rotating cast of himbos. She sips red wine from a straw, holds a cigarette with a fork, and soaks in a hot tub with literal pigs. It’s like if Quentin Tarantino was a Dolly Parton fan, or if Thelma and Louise decided to play some Taylor Swift on their way off the cliff. Here is a list of vehi

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