SMITHFIELD, Ind. — A chart-blazing country pop song extolling the qualities of a small town spends most of its length bizarrely boasting about its high number of dialysis centers per capita, music fans observed.

“City folk will never understand how fun and fulfilling a town like Smithfield can be, especially if you have kidney failure. That’s why I wrote ‘Smithfield Days, Smithfield Nights,’” stated Branson Hutchens, who is a rising star on Not NOT A Christian Nationalist Records, a country label out of Texas. “If the dialysis centers aren’t enough for you, do you like Subway sandwiches? Ho boy, you’ll have a blast. We have four franchises serving a community of just under two thousand. Two are within a stone’s throw of the most homophobic church in the county. Eat enough Sweet Onion Chic

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