WASHINGTON, D.C. — More or less on schedule, U.S. President Donald Trump and Elon Musk are headed for a steel cage match. The steel will be more expensive now due to tariffs, but spectacles don’t come cheap.

This past week’s Trump-Musk breakup could be dismissed as simply the latest episode of a professional-wrestling-reality-show presidency. The script is as old as baby-oiled wrestlers in the ring and as current as the Axe-body-sprayed young men in the audience.

Two great titans — The World’s Richest Man™ and The World’s Most Powerful Man™ — joined forces to form a fearsome tag-team. Call the alliance The World’s Most Manly Men™, with rotating mouthpiece managers in their corner, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson and the like.

The World’s Most Manly Men™ steamroller over weak opponents at firs

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