SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump's recent deportations by vowing to eat an extra large deep dish meat lovers' pizza every day until Trump is stopped.

Pritzker credits the inspiration for his "act of civil disobedience" to several famous passive resistance movements throughout history.

"You look at Ghandi — he probably fasted at some point," Pritzker told reporters, as he unbuttoned his coat and reluctantly picked up his fifth piece of deep dish. "So I thought, 'Why don't I do that, except the opposite, and for a different cause of justice?' President Trump, believe you me — I will never stop eating one entire extra large deep dish meat lovers' pizza a day until you cease your tyrannical abuses of power and change your ways."

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