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So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great! Now all you have to do is choose a diet plan. How do you know which one is right for you?

The Babylon Bee is here with a helpful list of pros and cons for some of the most popular diet plans:

Keto

Pro: Weight loss, muscle gain, reduced blood sugar

Con: If you take one tiny bite of bread you will die

Carnivore

Pro: Reduced inflammation, increased muscle, weight loss, feeling great

Con: You are now the most annoying person in all the world

Baptist Diet

Pro: Health benefits from no alcohol consumption

Con: You're 300 pounds and have diabetes

Vegan

Pro: Lower cholesterol, reduced risk of cancer and cardiovascular disease

Con: You're a vegan

Paleo

Pro: Less inflamma

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