ST. LOUIS, MO — Authorities have confirmed multiple fatalities at a local Target store early this morning as three moms were killed in a massive brawl over the last remaining Valentine's Day themed Stanley Tumbler.

Witnesses described the horrible scene as painted red with blood, body parts, and adorable limited-edition, cherry-hued tumblers.

"The fatal confrontation occurred when multiple moms grabbed for the last remaining 73-ounce light travel-size tumbler," said Chief of Police Bernie Smoolen, "Within moments dozens of moms had entered the fray, wielding the tumblers like sledgehammers in one hand and taking videos for their Instagrams in the other."

The day-shift manager of the Target store choked up when describing the security footage as difficult to watch, "It was a Valentine's

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