U.S. - While most Americans are hostile to socialism, touching a hot stove, and sticking one's face in a sack full of badgers, surveys show that millennials are much more open to these dangerous ideas and activities than previous generations.

Finding themselves pessimistic about the future and saddled with student debt, millennials often turn to socialism, and also tend to say things like "Hey, maybe it would be fun to touch that hot, glowy thing above the oven."

These new attitudes towards stove touching, putting one's face in a sack full of badgers, and socialism is changing the Democratic Party, already resulting in a surprise win for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in the NY-14 primary who openly ran on a platform of democratic socialism along with "democratic sticking your face in a sack f

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