MENLO PARK, CA - Facebook finds itself in a new scandal, as a whistleblower, Alice Singleton, says she has been fired from the company for the mere act of blowing a whistle all the time while everyone is trying to program.

In one released email, an executive said, "I'm concerned that we have a whistleblower. There are rumors. Also, there's this high-pitched whistling sound, and it's super annoying."

A programmer for Facebook, Lewis Klein, confirmed the concerns about a whistleblower. "There I am, trying really hard to concentrate as I'm debugging a recursive function in a multi-threaded environment," said Klein, "and then there's this 'FWEEET!' sound, and I just can't concentrate. I told her to cut it out, but she says we can't do anything about it because there are whistleblower laws."

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