U.S. — In surprising results following years of extensive research, a new study confirmed that an astonishing 9 out of 10 serial killers were made to wear matching pajamas for childhood family photos.
The study, which compiled several decades of data stretching back to the early 1900s, found that an overwhelming majority of sociopaths, psychopaths, and objectively evil murderers all shared the common formative experience of being forced to wear matching jammies during family photo shoots.
"We're starting to consider the possibility that there's a correlation," said lead researcher Dr. Blake Rumsey of the Center for Analyzing Data for Analysis. "We studied serial killers from the last century and interviewed other murderers currently incarcerated and found that nearly all of them were sub