SANTA MONICA, CA — In a beautiful, tear-jerking moment, President Trump and Elon Musk were reunited on the shores of Santa Monica, jumping and laughing in each other's arms once more.
The two splashed in the water and ran along the shoreline together, giggling like a couple of young schoolgirls.
"It feels so right," said Musk, jumping again into Trump's waiting arms. "This is where we belong. I'm home."
Neon-clad and muscles gleaming, the pair agreed to let bygones be bygones and get back to working together. Onlookers clapped and cheered, rejoicing to see the men embracing each other. "It brings tears to your eyes," said local man Scott Denison. "It's so good to see them both smile again. Boy, they sure do like jumping while hugging. They're still going."
At publishing time, the pair