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Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are seven items that have become totally unaffordable in Trump's economy:
Fentanyl: Trump has seriously impacted the humble cartel drug mule industry.
Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?
Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.
Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.
Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.
The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a my