• Testy encounter: A 19-year-old DOGE bro, who is known online as “Big Balls,” was injured during an attempted carjacking early Sunday morning, according to D.C. police. Big Balls, whose real name is Edward Coristine, told police that he and his “significant other” were standing near his vehicle when about 10 juveniles approached and demanded the car before attacking him. Police arrested two 15-year-olds from Maryland, who are charged with unarmed carjacking. Convicted felon and President Donald Trump used the incident to again threaten to “take Federal control of the City.” He said kids as young as 14 should be tried as adults. Minus one point for a federal takeover. -1 [Post, WTOP, Politico] • Despicable: Trump is again separating immigrant children from their families, a cruel tactic
The Needle: After Big Balls Assault, Trump Again Threatens Federal Takeover of D.C., And Family Separations Are Quieter This Time
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