Maybe Don’t Throw Dildos at WNBA Players

For over a week now, the WNBA has been facing a curious phenomenon. All across the country, dildos have been hurtling through the air, landing onto the court, and interrupting games in all their phallic glory. First, there was the lime-green dildo that made an appearance at the Atlanta Dream–versus–Golden State Valkyries game on July 29 in Georgia. A few days later in Chicago, another dildo was thrown onto the court during the Valkyries game against the Chicago Sky. Then, on Tuesday, an Indiana Fever–Los Angeles Sparks game in Los Angeles was halted for a third airborne dildo . Suspiciously, all three dildos have been green.

A lot of players seemed to find it funny at first — after the first incident, Las Vegas Aces guard Kierstan Bell reposted video of it, writing, “Damn how my s