America is antsy. Its nerves are twitching. Anger rising. Jobs changing. Lives aging, finances shrinking, homes switching, politics muddying. Its wardrobe’s diminishing. Prices rising. CBS failing. CNN who cares. Stores closing. It’s cranky.

Schools fighting. Religion disappearing. English disappearing. Other languages appearing. Crazies shooting. Students marching. Kids disobeying. Foreigners entrapping. Diners in bus lanes. Commies encroaching. Drugstores getting robbed. Rules muddying. Longtime ways crumbling.

And our lawmakers? Three little bears running for mayor.

It’s become Our country tis of what? Sneakers are dress shoes. T-shirts are black-tie. Guns today are part of wardrobe. Dessert’s a puff of pot. DAs let crazies go free. Roadways are for bicycles, motorcycles, deliveries,

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