There comes a time when Real Housewives must put their swords down and make nice in preparation for their annual pilgrimage to a new frontier. Just like Heather Gay’s pioneer ancestors, they’re constantly blazing a new trail.

Fifteen years removed from the inaugural voyage (Scary Island), the Housewives are just as keen to keep up the ruse that they plan these trips themselves, offering thinner and thinner explanations to justify a cross-continental voyage, and I think that’s beautiful. This season, The Real Housewives of Miami are headed to Seville, Spain, to get Alexia out of Miami and, more importantly, away from her estranged husband-turned-paramour, Todd.

“I want you to help me, like, plan something,” Marysol says.

“Something like… Seville,” Julia replies.

And there you have i

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