A zoo in Denmark wants you to give its lazy carnivores free handouts in the form of your small, unwanted pets. In unrelated news, someone's timeline for moving into that dream condo just got moved up.

"If you have a healthy animal that needs to be given away for various reasons, feel free to donate it to us," the Aalborg Zoo wrote in Facebook and Instagram posts, as quoted by the Associated Press.

Rest assured, the donated pets will be "gently euthanized" by trained staff before becoming some washed up apex predator's cheat meal.

"That way, nothing goes to waste," the zoo said, "and we ensure natural behavior, nutrition and well-being of our predators."

Naturally, this sparked some outrage on social media.

"What a bunch of sociopaths, a zoo should care about all animals," wrote one ne

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