A former DOGE employee known as “Big Balls” was reportedly brutally beaten in an attempted carjacking.

“Big Balls,” whose real name is Edward Coristine, was left bloodied by a group of “thugs” in Washington, D.C., after trying to protect his girlfriend.

President Donald Trump called Mr. Coristine an “incredible man” and threatened to take federal control of Washington, D.C., until crimes of this nature were stopped.

“Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. Local ‘youths’ and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent Citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately released,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social .

“The Laws in D.C. must be changed to prosecute these ‘minors’ a

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