There’s something poetic about a man shedding his past one pound at a time. But in Luka Doncic’s case, the weight loss isn’t just physical. It’s psychological, reputational, and well, maybe a little political. This isn’t just about abs on a magazine cover. This is about narrative warfare. And right now? Luka’s body is Exhibit A in a loophole that’s splitting fan bases, vindicating old takes, and softly validating Nico Harrison’s most controversial decision yet.

You see, when Luka inked a 3-year, $165 million extension with the Lakers through 2028, he didn’t just bypass free agency. He sent a message. Not to LeBron, nor fans… but to Dallas. And that message came with a side of sit-ups and clean eating. But the glowing Men’s Health photoshoot? That was the revenge poster. As Dallas reporter

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