Idid not have bra-smuggled turtles at Miami International Airport on my Bingo card this week, but perhaps I was distracted by Tallahassee’s hidden-rodent arrest of the century.

Critters aren’t the only ones with secrets these days. Florida elected officials don’t have to provide their addresses anymore, possibly because if you can’t find their million-dollar home, you can’t find the lobbyist who sold it to them. Or how much cash they had on hand to pay for it.

And the Scots uncovered Donald Trump’s dearest secret, the dark truth that threatens to unravel his presidency. You know the one: video of his caddy surreptitiously dropping a new golf ball on Scotland greens as the leader of the free world twiddles his thumbs and gazes into the distance.

Not a trick you want to pull on the na

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