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Sex toys have been repeatedly thrown onto WNBA courts as a publicity stunt.

Let's discuss basketball-related topics, such as MVP candidates and team performance.

Please know that I tried to ignore this story.

You know? The one about bright green sex toys getting tossed onto the court at WNBA games? We’re up to a half dozen or so now, and it looks like no one wants to do the one thing that will make this go away: talk about basketball.

(Let’s pause here for all the sophomoric jokes and puns. They write themselves. … Done? Good. Let’s be grown-ups for a bit, shall we?)

This has gone way, way too far, and I’m just glad that no one has asked me about it at the dinner table as the father of a pair of basketball-obsessed teenage boys and two elementary school-aged d

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