Cadet Bone Spurs just couldn't help himself at a Purple Heart Day ceremony, reminiscing to attendees about the ear owie he got last year during the alleged assassination attempt on his life, which, truly, isn't all that believable considering that everything about the man is fake: his wife coming to the U.S. with an Einstein Visa, his gold-plated Mar-a-Lago estate, where he has exaggerated the value of the property, his NYC penthouse, where he has exaggerated the square footage , his height and weight have been exaggerated, and of course, he wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller. So, I'm not putting on a tin foil hat when I claim that it's possible it was staged.
The Purple Heart is awarded to service members who are wounded or killed in action. Still, Trump said, "It wasn't easy fo