Donald Trump asked Emma Thompson on a date.
“A phone rang in my trailer, and it was Donald Trump. I thought it was a joke. I said: ‘How can I help you’? I thought he needed direction. He said: ‘I would love for you to stay in one of my beautiful places, and we could have dinner.”
She added: “I realized that on that very day my divorce has finally come through. I bet he has people looking all over for nice divorcees – I mean, he found the number of my trailer! That’s stalking! So yes, I could have gone on a date with Donald Trump. I could have changed the course of American history!”
Thompson was never afraid of some political humor.
“I did jokes about Margaret Thatcher – and herpes, you know? It’s the simplest thing you can get from unprotected sex. I said that Thatcher and herpes we