MORGANTOWN — There aren’t a lot of people around these days who remember Bill Saluga, a comedian out of Youngstown, Ohio, whose schtick was that his name was Raymond J. Johnson Jr. and if anyone called him “Mr. Johnson” or just plain “Johnson” he would pretend to be offended and off on this rant:

“NOOO!!! You don’t have to call me Johnson! My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . . but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!” kAm|2J36 :E H2D ;FDE 2 D:>A=6C E:>6 E96?[ 3FE E9:D H2D 7@F?5 E@ 36 9:=2C:@FD[ 42F89E @? ?2E:@?2==J 2?5 6G6? 8@E 9:> 2 DA@E @? @?6 @7 E9@D6 |:==6C {:E6 q

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