PORTLAND, OR - Sunday's worship service at Streams of Life Church turned into "an absolute train wreck" after worship leader Benjamin "Bonanza" Johnson failed to post a stylized, filtered picture of his microphone on his Instagram or Facebook pages, sources confirmed Monday.

The service seemed to be supernaturally cursed after the musician forgot to post the picture accompanied by an "#audienceofone" hashtag as he does each Sunday morning.

"Our harmonies weren't harmonizing. Our riffs weren't riffing. Our capos weren't capoing. It was a total disaster," a downcast Johnson told reporters after the service in the church's foyer. "All because I failed to share a picture of my mic with my thousands of social media followers. It's such an obvious oversight in retrospect. It was totally my fau

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