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Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!

If you listen to the news media, it's clear that America has become the most horrible and oppressive country in the world, which means people should be looking for a better place to live, like Communist China.

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of examples of how China is way better than living in America:

Zero global pandemics started in the last 4 years: Wow, 4 years in a row is impressive.

Total freedom of speech from within your 4x4 confinement cell: You can literally say anything you want in there. Very generous.

There are a million places to learn Kung Fu: Everyone in China is a martial arts master.

The government will harvest all your extra, unnecessary organs for free: Convenient.

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