Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers

U.S. - A new study has found a connection between having thousands of unread emails and your likelihood of becoming a serial killer.

According to the research, those people who don't even bother clearing their tens of thousands of unread email notifications on their phone or computer are "absolute psychos" and should be treated with extreme caution.

"There are a lot of warning signs when someone begins spiraling into psychosis or sociopathy," said MIT researcher Dr. Brett Harrett. "The most obvious one, of course, is leaving your emails unread. Like, seriously, how do these absolute madmen not just clear out the number? They just sit there with, like, 77,000 unread email notifications on their home screen and they're like, 'This is fine'."

"Well, I'm here to tell you - it's definitely n