In case you haven't already heard, you're living in an oppressive, authoritarian dictatorship now. Don't believe it? It's easy to see once you know what to look for.

The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of telltale signs of dangerous authoritarianism:

Someone you don't like won an election because more people voted for him: This should never be allowed to happen in a democracy.

People walking around smiling and enjoying their lives: Those poor, uninformed victims of oppression.

A TV show that lost $40 million a year got canceled: What are late-night talk shows supposed to do now? Be funny?

Literal concentration camps being built in the imaginations of journalists: Few things are more terrifying than literal imaginary things.

A super-hot actress did an ad for jeans:

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