WILMINGTON, DE - Having completed the final presidential debate, Biden's campaign has now announced they're calling a lid until Election Day.

"Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech," Biden's campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon told reporters as she kept an eye on poll numbers. "So do not try to ask him questions or get statements from him, because that's just going to confuse him."

Dillon then offered that reporters could instead talk to Kamala Harris, but no one wanted to talk to Kamala Harris. They really had a number of questions for Biden, but Dillon explained that there is now a time lock on Biden's basement and that it would be impossible to open the door and get to him before Election Day evening. "Just basic campaign stuff," Dillon explained.

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