Maybe President Donald Trump needs to fly back from his meeting with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin sooner rather than later. His MAGA lackeys seem to be fighting—again.

But for those not closely following the episodes of “The Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue,” we’ve got you covered.

On Friday morning, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that he was 100% absolutely not running for president in 2028. As a matter of fact, his loyalty is to Trump, he said—despite the fact that the Constitution bars Trump from running again.

"The swamp is in full panic mode," Kennedy wrote on X. "They’re pushing the flat-out lie that I’m running for president in 2028. Let me be clear: I am not running for president in 2028."

According to the toxic-water-swimming, anti

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