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Okay, we admit it. The economy is tanking. Stocks are taking a huge dive and inflation is high. It's almost like a perfect storm that will lead us into an obvious recession... but Biden says that won't happen so we're not worried about it.

Still, it hurts to have your 401K wiped out in one fell swoop. Here are some tips to distract yourself while you wait for it to rebound:

1) See what your Bitcoin is doing: Oh no...

2) Turn on MSNBC so they can reassure you the economy is okay: Trust the experts.

3) Work hard to earn wealth, improve your home, and make friends in Animal Crossing : Do NOT invest in turnips.

4) Remember, 401K investment is the "long game", so close your eyes and picture yourself retiring in a trailer park at age 97: Those Caribbean beaches ar

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