WASHINGTON, D.C. - Causing quite a scene at Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump has injected himself with what witnesses later said was easily 21 doses of the COVID-19 vaccine.

The event at Walter Reed hospital took place after former presidents Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama vowed to reporters they would be filling a void in presidential leadership by taking the vaccine themselves to show the public it is safe.

"I'll show those losers -- most immune president ever!" shouted President Trump as he pulled multiple syringes filled with the new Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine off a nearby medical cart and began to inject himself with what witnesses later say were at least 21 doses.

"No, sir! Nobody can survive that much vaccine at once!" replied a nearby medical attendant as

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