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Have you ever been tempted to glance at a barely dressed woman when you're at the gym? Stop it, weakling! Women everywhere are trying to get you to stare at them so they can shame you on TikTok. Don't let this happen to you!

Here are 10 life hacks to help you stop looking at those wily temptresses and work out in peace:

Gouge out your eyeballs: A trusted biblical solution!

Punish yourself for peeking by dropping a barbell on your own neck: It's hard to stare at girls with a crushed larynx.

Picture every woman at the gym as Elizabeth Warren: Unless you have a thing for Elizabeth Warren. Then don't do that.

Go to a jungle gym instead: No hot women, but you may have to fight an 8-year-old kid for the monkey bars.

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