BREA, CA - According to sources present at Calvary Chapel Free Grace's Father's Day service Sunday, Pastor Slater Mills absolutely slammed the congregation's dads in his message, even though the pastor had breathlessly praised mothers for their selfless work in child-rearing just one month before.

The pastor who had preached a sermon called "Moms: God's Best Gift" on Mother's Day just one month ago "really let the dads have it" in a fiery message yesterday.

"Alright dads, buckle up, because I'm gonna lecture you for the next 30 minutes on why you're all so terrible," he began. "I've got a 42-point sermon lined up here, and each point is an ironclad argument for why every father today is a lazy, useless, selfish jerk. I don't wanna see any of you all dozing off or checking scores on your

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