With the whole nation abuzz with President Trump's proposal to reopen and expand Alcatraz, it's worth asking who, exactly, would be vile and dangerous enough to be imprisoned there.

The Babylon Bee has been given the following list of people Trump will send to a new-and-improved Alcatraz:

Every person who attended the Met Gala: High crimes against fashion warrant severe penalties.

Kathleen Kennedy: For the murder of Star Wars and millions of childhoods.

Skeletor: He has a skull for a face. That seems dangerous.

The guy who came up with multi-factor authentication: Even the darkest, dirtiest solitary confinement is too nice.

Liz Cheney: Traitors must be punished.

The Hamburglar: Decades of stealing hamburgers have finally caught up with him.

Losers and haters: Get 'em outta h

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