Church Installs Ejection Seats To Remove Members Whose Phones Ring During Service

MURFREESBORO, TN - Middle Tennessee Baptist Church was having problems with church members failing to silence their phones during service.

But not anymore, thanks to the church's new, state-of-the-art ejection system installed in every seat throughout the sanctuary.

The ejection seats reportedly allow watchful ushers to launch disruptive offenders through the church ceiling, out the roof, and hundreds of feet into the air with the push of a button.

The system reportedly found its first victim Sunday morning: church visitor Steve Raynor, who found himself suddenly blasting through the church's rafters after his iPhone began blaring his "What's Love Got to Do with It" ringtone right in the middle of the pastor's sermon.

According to eyewitness accounts of the incident, an embarrassed Ray