U.S. — Samsung has released a new phone designed specifically for introverts which has no call function whatsoever.

The new phone cannot make or receive calls, even in the case of emergencies, so that introverts may literally die rather than talk to someone.

"Far from a phone helping you to stay connected, the new Samsung Solo will disconnect you from the human race as much as physically possible," said Samsung CEO Ted Barley. "It's less like a phone and more like a shield against interpersonal interaction. Introverts are going to love the security of knowing they are completely out of touch."

According to Samsung, the phone will have the ability to fake being on a phone call, which owners may use to avoid awkward social interactions. "If someone attempts to make small talk with you, si

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