Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna

LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.

"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."

Though the legendary pop singer has denounced photographs of her from the Grammys as being distorted, millions of people have had their minds damaged by images they aren't able to unsee.