ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs related to sexual intercourse, confirmed sources.

“Due to my religious beliefs, I abstain from composing songs about plowing until I say ‘I do’ or I get writer’s block and can’t think of any other lyrical topics,” said singer Lee Grommet. “Sure, I get laid all the time and have for years, but our songs will remain lyrically celibate until I find that special someone to blow my entire savings on a wedding with. After all, God once said, ‘Thou shalt not sing about boning until matrimony,’ and as a follower of Christ and someone who is driven by religious guilt, I will fully obey the gospel. Luckily there’s nothing in the Bible about pre-marital sex, so I think I’m good on

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