Dogs don’t say much out loud, but they definitely have opinions. Your boxer, with their wrinkly forehead and laser-sharp side-eye, is silently ranking your choices on a daily basis. Here are seven things you do that make your boxer raise an invisible eyebrow.

1. When You Pretend Walks Are Optional

Your boxer is bred for energy, and when you grab the leash only “when you feel like it,” trust me—they notice. That deep sigh from the couch? It’s not boredom. It’s disappointment in your cardio commitment.

2. Singing Off-Key in the Car

Boxers love car rides. Boxers do not love your falsetto rendition of 90s ballads. They’re quietly praying for a squirrel sighting to distract them from whatever just happened in the high notes.

3. Forgetting the Snack Tax

Every time you crunch into a chip wi

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