The Texas Rangers scored two runs while the Kansas City Royals scored five runs.

It’s just like this every night, huh? The Rangers scored a run early to go up 1-0. Tonight’s starting pitcher Merrill Kelly retired 13 in a row at one point. In a 1-1 game, the Rangers scored again in the fourth to take a 2-1 lead. They didn’t score again. They lost 5-2.

Did we all die when the Rangers won the World Series? Is this purgatory? Were the Rangers supposed to lose a couple in Tampa Bay that autumn but the baseball gods were asleep at the wheel? If the Rangers develop a starting pitcher, will our souls doff their caps and walk into the light? Do we need a Father Lankester Merrin Night at The Shed?

Whatever. I’m not sorry. I don’t repent. I’m not taking the flag down. You can pry the shitty champi

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