The world needs men. Sadly, however, many men are shirking their God-given responsibilities these days to live like little fancy boys.

To guard against this spreading loss of masculinity, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of guaranteed ways to lose your "man card."

Linger too long on the soccer game while flipping through the channels: If your eyes cause you to sin by watching a gay sport, pluck them out.

Not really know what a "joist" is: If you don't know, maybe ask your wife, since she probably wears the pants in your household.

Go to therapy: Admitting you're struggling is the first step... to losing all credibility as a man.

Wear a San Diego Padres City Connect jersey: Even women don't wear that much pink.

Using any emoji other than "thumbs up": All other emoj

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