BERKELEY, CA — Hot on the heels of its highly publicized television performance on New Year's Eve, the pop-punk band Green Day announced the release of an edgy new album titled Get the Vaccine, Climate Change Is Real, and Trump Is Bad .
"Nothing captures the spirit of punk rock like unquestioningly obeying the government," said the band's guitarist and lead vocalist Billie Joe Armstrong. "We want a new generation of music fans to show their individuality, be whoever they want to be, and strictly adhere to the narrative fed to them by people in positions of power."
The album will feature the following upcoming singles:
"Inflation Isn't That Bad"
"You're a Basket Case if You Vote for Trump"
"21 Guns That Should Be Confiscated by the Government to Prevent Gun Violence"
"Wake Me Up Whe